Ladies.

I know this is going to be hard for you, I’ve called all the teen idol magazines and alerted the Samaritans hotline. This will be worse than when Take That broke up.

So I want you all to take a deep breath.

Ready?

Ladies, I’m officially off the market. Your man Shogz is getting married.

That’s right, I asked the lady of my life and she said yes.

You may now collapse in tears at this lost opportunity.

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