This report highlighted by the BBC, indicates kids are too stupid for the workplace.

Oh and Jeremy Vine of BBC Radio 4 has an ainteresting article on violence, here.

Whilst I was treasure hunting the internets I found an interesting place.

There’s a bit on the BT site that lets you price up bills and things, it doesnt seem to be accessible form the front page but you can access the script direct, it’s called the cp_hidden_playpen and is certainly still in a state of development, it lets you cost various things, lots of fun if you have a BT line it’s here.

Scratch up another one.

Sixteen year old boy stabbed to death in Manchester.

I’m not sure how I’ve ended up reporting all these, but doesnt the rate of chav death seem a bit silly to anyone else?

Rises yet again.

Yet another innocent man, this time a degree graduate (In computer Science no less) who stopped two guys throwing litter into his sisters car.

They put a knife to an old mans throat then beat the guy who died when he struck the pavement.

I’m getting tired of reporting this crap, still somebody has to take notice. After a while it’ll just be time to get vigilante and form a crime fighting force ourselves.

There’s an interesting blog article on Reuters about the share prices of a US based company providing civilian monitoring software to the Chinese government.

‘Value neutral stock investment’ is also an interesting term, which I think stands for amoral money making. Cool.

I’m sorry but any material that shows artistrocrat children hunting chav’s on horseback with shotguns and dogs is seriously funny.

 Adding a dower BBC commentary is even funnier, you can watch it here.

This video is funny and well worth keeping, if anyone has a full version please get in touch.

In all honesty, it serves several purposes, encouraging the hunt for chavs, showing that the upper class are indeed useful for something and adding weight to the argument that the hunt should not be banned, merely moved from greenfield sites to council housing developments.

In all honesty, it couldnt be more timely. After seeing that yet another innocant man was killed by a pack of feral chavs for defending his own property, enough is enough.

Chavs are killing the English language, ruining the UKs reputation, sponging off our taxes, destroying the fashion industry, damaging property and now they’re just straight up killing people.

I hate them more every day.

Is at it.

Although once the sole reserve of 14/f/tx homepages, myspace and certain webrings, the hacks at the BBC have finally put pictures of cats on their website.

Inevitably even the last bastions of real news and culture will fall to the tide of shitty spinning gifs and cat pictures.

It appears a line of faith-based action figures is about to be launched in the US in all mainstream stores of the Wal Mart chain (For a european reader the comparison is one of Tesco or Asda, Asda’s best as Wal Mart actually own them).

The toys will compete with spiderman and dolls etc. in order to promote ‘religious learning’. So let me get this straight, we can’t sell Manhunt to kids, but we can get them to buy life like representation of dolls that slew heathens and had other ‘adventures’. Interesting…

This article on Reuters talks about the growth of the Eastern European games development market. It’s actually an interesting article on the development of mobile products an other such intrigues.

My favourite part however is the spokesman for EA Romania claiming that they invented Dynamic Lighting:

“…We invented the technology, it’s called ‘dynamic lighting’ said Mihai Pohontu, general manager of Romania’s mobile phone branch of Electronic Arts Inc, the world’s biggest video game publisher…”

I’m sure several hunred thousand other developers in the US and elsewhere, from since…lets say Doom, or Quake would probably disagree. Still let’s not go bursting the economic bubble eh?

Tuesday’s reports of mass weeping of women and a huge spike in the sale of ladies ‘comfort foods’ can now be confirmed and indeed explained.

You see, for the ladies out there (And the gents that have had their eye on me) I am now officially married.

The ceremony was carried out quickly and quietly in ultra secret fashion as is the 404 cabals code. However, now that the legal bits are done the planning begins for a large party and celebration in a years time…Clan mates are of course guests of honor. We are, after all, family…But that doesn’t mean anyone gets to take turns with my wife.

The bachelor is dead, long live the husband.